PENIS IN MOTION

The well-dressed metrosexual looking for a little something extra can now scoop up a pair of pants with a cloth penis and scrotum stitched to the crotch. The unusual accoutrement, paraded on the Madrid runway thanks to designer Isabel Mastache, isn't for everyone, of course. As Queerty's fashion reviewer declares: "Three words. Do not want."

Ahmm? Isabel, what sizes are still available? Do you have size 12? LMAO!

Click here to watch the pants make their way down the runway.

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